TOP THINGs NOT TO SAY TO A PREGOO WOMEN!!!?check em out?
ByQuestion by snow kid: TOP THINGs NOT TO SAY TO A PREGOO WOMEN!!!?check em out?
If your wife or girlfriend is pregnant, you might want to avoid saying these:
“Sure you’ll get your figure back. We’ll just search 1985 to see where you left it.”
“How come you’re so much fatter than the other chicks in Lamaze?”
“What’s the big deal? If you can handle ‘me’ going in, surely you can handle a baby coming out.”
“Hey, when you’re finished puking in there, get me a beer, will ya?”
Y’know, looking at her, you’d never guess that Pamela Anderson had a baby!”
“I sure hope your thighs aren’t gonna stay that flabby forever!”
“Damn if you ain’t about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella.”
“Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that’s gotta hurt.”
“Got milk?”
“Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney.”
PENALTY FOR SAYING ALL THESE TO A PEGGO WOMEN IS 200 YEARS IN JAIL..PLUS A FACESLAPPING BY YOUR WIFEYS MOTHER..
A STAR IF YOU SMILE AT MY JOKE..
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10 Comments
May 21st, 2011 at 6:09 pm
funny thing is iv had a couple of them said to me!!
May 21st, 2011 at 6:56 pm
lol – those are HILARIOUS! That’s great! I especially liked the one about the puking – I puked the whole 9 months with my first and with this one it’s looking to be the same story – lol! I give it a star! *
May 21st, 2011 at 7:35 pm
so …….why are you so mean to your sister
May 21st, 2011 at 8:34 pm
that just brightened up my morning
May 21st, 2011 at 8:55 pm
Am i the only person that does not find it funny!
May 21st, 2011 at 9:33 pm
HAha thats funny i’d kill my husband if he said anything like that to me
May 21st, 2011 at 9:41 pm
Ha maybe we should all post this on the fridge when we are pregnant or on the tv screen.
May 21st, 2011 at 10:16 pm
Lmao, I think I said a couple of things like that about myself when pregnant. It is ok if it comes from your own mouth. Have a sense of humour, it is funny!!!!!
Good one I loved it.
May 21st, 2011 at 10:19 pm
love it…:D
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May 21st, 2011 at 10:39 pm
How many babies do you got in there?
WOW!!! Your going to bust!
You look like you feel like crap!
A few more you don’t say!
You rock! thanks for the am laughs