childbirth, part 1

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jrnavysealkid11
May 12th, 2011 at 9:09 pm

She graduated with a B+ which means youll get a 85% answer. ROFL ROFL

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jediskunk67
May 12th, 2011 at 9:26 pm

We went to parties and people asked us to breath “Ladies and gentlemen the breathing Cosbys!” LOL

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predator5775
May 12th, 2011 at 9:42 pm

5:35 just plain hilarious!

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Brewtality7298
May 12th, 2011 at 10:41 pm

ZIF WOFF WIFF WOOF!!! Puuuush Puuuush!!!

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ItsCheyenneBrown
May 12th, 2011 at 10:46 pm

LOL My sign language teacher had us watch this entire video this week. hahah

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Mermaid1517
May 12th, 2011 at 11:35 pm

@RobbytheLion they’re probably in too much pain to stand up, and if they had morphine they wouldn’t be able to stand up

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tinnitischannel
May 12th, 2011 at 11:54 pm

@otakukangaroo Many of the jokes in the “Cosby Show” pilot were lifted from “Bill Cosby: Himself”, like “When I talk to you you shut up. Do you think I talk just to hear myself talk? Answer me!” and “The shampoo went into her eye and she may be blinded for life!”

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jatorres4
May 13th, 2011 at 12:18 am

@RobbytheLion Usually if you get an epidural the doctor makes you stay on your back because you go numb from the waist down and they don’t want you to hurt yourself. Also it depends on where the woman is most comfortable. Pushing can take up to two hours sometimes and squatting isn’t their first choice.

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otakukangaroo
May 13th, 2011 at 1:01 am

@VFAA1C Bill said that joke in the ‘Cosby Show’ pilot.

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Djinnfest
May 13th, 2011 at 1:34 am

@oneohtwo102
I grew up on this movie.
I had it on vhs, it was a rare treat to find it and watch it a bunch of times.
It’s still funy after all this time.

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lynyrdisskynyrd
May 13th, 2011 at 1:50 am

YAY no dislikes, therefore, no jokes about people with something to do with the video

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RobbytheLion
May 13th, 2011 at 2:15 am

I don’t understand whay women give birth laying back nowadays. It makes alot more sense to be upright so gravity helps. It’s easier if you squat and have someone balancing you, and someone else to grab the baby when it comes out so it doesn’t hit the ground. That’s natural. Why doesn’t anyone do that?

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KrazyLoveless
May 13th, 2011 at 2:18 am

Thanks Bill Cosby…for putting the idea in my boyfriends head to get ripped on a whole bunch of drugs before I give birth >.> Hahahaha

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sly2kusa
May 13th, 2011 at 3:02 am

I wonder how many people out here know who Johnny Bench was.

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VFAA1C
May 13th, 2011 at 3:09 am

@iParadox265 “BLAM!!! The child falls out, they cut the cord, tie it, and the kids there with the rice…” LMAO!!!

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crossties1
May 13th, 2011 at 3:36 am

“We were intellectuals before we had children.”

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kristenkrewson
May 13th, 2011 at 4:17 am

This routine is the reason that I love stand up comedy today. Although crude humor can be funny, true comedy comes from funny people talking about things that everyone can relate to. Such a classic bit! Love it!!

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