Why is my wife making such a big deal out of childbirth?
ByQuestion by Jack, Man Candy for Mephisto: Why is my wife making such a big deal out of childbirth?
I mean, women have been giving birth for over a thousand years, so it’s a natural thing for them, right? The way she carries on though, you would think that she had gone through something really difficult, like a root canal. She says that I couldn’t handle it, because I’m a big baby when it comes to little stuff; the last time I had a cold, she just was sort of mean to me, and told me I could get up and get stuff for myself, since she was busy looking after our kids after coming home from work. She always pulls out that “You aren’t going through anything like childbirth” routine, and it makes me feel like she doesn’t have any sympathy for me.
The last time she had a kid, our daughter Bailey, our sixth, she was all like, “It’s only been a week since I had Bailey, so I am not ready for sex.” I couldn’t believe it! Here I’d had to masturbate for a week, and she was telling me no?! I suggested anal, since her regular route was under repair, and she turned that down too! I tried to argue with her, telling her that if a whole baby coming out the front had gone smoothly six times, me in the back door should be a breeze. She said no, that the time I’d done it to her before, it hurt. That has got to be a lie because when I went in for a prostate exam, it actually felt really good, so her saying me doing anal to her doesn’t feel good means she is just being selfish and stubborn.
She just keeps saying I’m a big baby, and that my pouting makes her think she has seven kids to raise, but that I’m the spoiled brat out of the bunch! That really hurt my feelings. Why is my wife being so mean to me, and how can I get her to straighten up?
Best answer:
Answer by von L
You’re a big baby. There, confirmed by two women.
Add your own answer in the comments!
Related posts:
11 Comments
May 11th, 2011 at 10:56 am
You deserve what you get. Why do men make such a big deal about little kidney stones? Get up and take care of yourself.
May 11th, 2011 at 11:50 am
Giving childbirth is a big deal. But I think you’re just trolling soooooo……Maybe find a gay dude so you can get some anal action?
May 11th, 2011 at 12:30 pm
oh it did not hurt you when you went for a prostate exam.. well here the thing are you trying to tell us your part is a big as a finger if so i agree with you it should not hurt..how about buying her a strap on about the same size as you are and letting her do you first than maybe you will understand it does hurt..as for child birth that hurts as well and no your not ready for sex a week later it takes several weeks before you even want to do any thing, your pushing something out the size of a canalope out of a hole she size of kiwi
May 11th, 2011 at 12:47 pm
As a mother of three myself I was flabagasted when I read you question.Do you know how long the insides of a woman heals after childbirth? Its minimum of 6 weeks. The reason a baby came out from the front is all to do with the womans body contracting(thats all the pain she went through during labour) otherwise how do you think the babies have got out. Some women have c sections because they cannot deliver normal.
Stop being so selfish.Next time you are ill with a cold think about her when she is ill with a cold but still manages to look after YOUR children and keep house.
To gain sympathy you got to give just like you gain respect.or does’nt she get that either.
May 11th, 2011 at 1:27 pm
WOW, your wife married a prince. Yes, child birth is a natural part of life, but you try pushing out another human. Most people don’t realize every time you have a child there is a chance you could die. The loss of blood, the high blood pressure just from being pregnant and the list goes on. When I was pregnant my son shifted and end up lying on a major blood vessel which caused me to be blind in one eye. the doctors said once I delieved him I would have sight back again since he would be off that blood vessel. Last I heard not many if any have died from a root canal, nor did the root canal last for hours or even a day or two but women can be in labor for 12 or more hours. And no, men couldn’t handle being pregnant cause ya are big babies, you can’t even handle a cold without crying. Your wife was right she has seven kids to raise, with you being the spoiled brat out the bunch.
May 11th, 2011 at 1:35 pm
She’s correct; imagine forcing a basketball out of your weenie. That is a partial illustration of what childbirth feels like. And women do not want sex, to be touched or manhandled until they are ready, and that time is an individual thing, each woman is different, so continue with Mr Hand and try to be more considerate.
May 11th, 2011 at 1:55 pm
they see me trolling…
May 11th, 2011 at 2:42 pm
How mean.
Inform her that palm blisters hurt like the dickens
and can get infected and stuff.
Does she really want THAT on her conscience?
May 11th, 2011 at 2:56 pm
my @sshole doctor makes me take an anesthetic before my exam. that bastard.
May 11th, 2011 at 3:17 pm
I’m only wondering at why she had ANY of your children. She has my deepest sympathies.
May 11th, 2011 at 3:21 pm
I cannot believe you haven’t divorced this selfish woman yet luv!
Being the mother of 7 kids I know what her game is. She’s deliberately having them naturally to make YOU suffer the aftermath. If she loved you and had any respect for your sexual needs she would have requested Cesarean sections. A C-section means no painful labour, no afterbirth bleeding and no sore, floppy bits. Instead, she opts for a natural birth so she can whinge and complain for weeks after. Cunning cow.
As far as your marital relations are concerned, if she’s not willing to let you in the front door or the back door, well, what about she put that whinging mouth of hers to something useful and give you a well deserved bl*w job. Let’s see her make up a reason why she can’t oblige you that way!
All I can suggest luv is that you tell her to go and get her tubes tied. Any more kids that come along are only going to upset your s*x life even more and give that wife of yours more reason to b*t*h and nag.