Question by Jack, Man Candy for Mephisto: Why is my wife making such a big deal out of childbirth?
I mean, women have been giving birth for over a thousand years, so it’s a natural thing for them, right? The way she carries on though, you would think that she had gone through something really difficult, like a root canal. She says that I couldn’t handle it, because I’m a big baby when it comes to little stuff; the last time I had a cold, she just was sort of mean to me, and told me I could get up and get stuff for myself, since she was busy looking after our kids after coming home from work. She always pulls out that “You aren’t going through anything like childbirth” routine, and it makes me feel like she doesn’t have any sympathy for me.

The last time she had a kid, our daughter Bailey, our sixth, she was all like, “It’s only been a week since I had Bailey, so I am not ready for sex.” I couldn’t believe it! Here I’d had to masturbate for a week, and she was telling me no?! I suggested anal, since her regular route was under repair, and she turned that down too! I tried to argue with her, telling her that if a whole baby coming out the front had gone smoothly six times, me in the back door should be a breeze. She said no, that the time I’d done it to her before, it hurt. That has got to be a lie because when I went in for a prostate exam, it actually felt really good, so her saying me doing anal to her doesn’t feel good means she is just being selfish and stubborn.

She just keeps saying I’m a big baby, and that my pouting makes her think she has seven kids to raise, but that I’m the spoiled brat out of the bunch! That really hurt my feelings. Why is my wife being so mean to me, and how can I get her to straighten up?

Best answer:

Answer by von L
You’re a big baby. There, confirmed by two women.

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